snailing

A really slow moving car leaking out water and/or oil

Nick's snailing car will die before it gets to the body shop.

by Jujurocs May 12, 2008

Snailing

Snailing is the act of Jizzing/Cumming on a girls face, Then afterwards turning your balls over your penis to give the impression of a snail, Then proceed to plant it on her face and rub the jizz around in a snail fashion.

Guy 1: Bro i totally snailed your mom last night.

Guy 2: Fuck you she's not the Snailing type

by AnAngryGerbal May 27, 2011

snailing

(1) to lick or suck a person's ear as a means of oral intercourse. A fetish.

Similar to shrimping, this word is derived from the snail-shape of the cochlea, found in the inner aural canal.

Offeror: "Hey babe, mind if i go snailing?"

Offeree: "Gross, i'm totally not into french food."

Offeror: "Nah nah; there's no need to buy you dinner first. Just let me tell you a secret."

Offeree: "ooohhhhh."

by jonnysan June 25, 2008

Snailing

Directed towards males: when a male's penis comes out of the designated hole made in the boxers.

Ever had a pair of boxers that feels like the hole in it is a cave? Happened to me this summer and decided there has to be a name for it. Figured out there was not so I came up with "Snailin' or Snailing." You are running around and your penis just keeps coming out of that hole.

by DJ-Conley November 20, 2010

Snailing

An act in which a male or female licks their partner from the bottom of the snail trail area on the stomach all the way up to the lips as a sexual act.

e.g

guy 1: what were you doing last night dude?
guy 2: i was totally snailing this girl
guy 1: omg no way you snailed her!

by ollieisamong September 11, 2013

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 9, 2008

snailing

(v) When you walk around real slow because youre so stoned....with a backpack on; resembling a snail.

Dude, i was totaling snailing on the way to class today. I was 30 minutes late and my eyes looked like solo cups. The professor was chill.

by ignaciohernandez March 8, 2011