Smasterbate

To masterbate while being drunk

Tone smasterbated after he drank too much last night because his girlfriend wasnt around.

by Bigpoon24 August 29, 2012

Smaster

A nice guy who will stick up for his best friend and is loyal to there sibling and shares a special hearing power as well as his loyalty. He can also be a good person and never do anything wrong. When he is older they will live the best life. He gives you a good sense of humour with his memes. Overall he is a good guy

Smaster is a good person

by Madman172717828181 December 25, 2019

Shyster

Another name for shooter or shooters

I hang around with shysters.

by Chiraq Gkoons September 5, 2020

Shysters

Used as a response to a social faux pas.

Terry: “She was really hot but she looks exactly like my sister”
Jerry: “Shysters”

by dirkdiggler June 19, 2022

Shyster Meister

A Shyster Meister is a master of fraudulent business activities. The term creates contrast as Meister generally has a positive meaning whereas Shyster has a negative connotation. There is also contrast in the origin of the words.

HIs friend may be cunning but he is beyond that: a real Shyster Meister.

by Healer1 January 23, 2023

shysterectomy

The firing or disqualification of an unethical lawyer by a client or a court of law.

“My cousin found out the lawyer he hired for his car accident already had a handshake deal with the other driver’s insurer to settle his claim for $50k, and then suggested that they do a contingent fee that would pay him 40%. We got him an emergency shysterectomy, and the new guy charged him only $500 to document the settlement.”

by FitofPeak2 November 25, 2024

shyster

a person who tells you they cannot hang out due to family gatherings 5 weeks in a row. a person like Frankie and Sal promised Luke that they would hang out but then said they couldn't due to a family gathering, later that night they had people over that is the definition of a shyster.

hey you hanging out with Sal and Frank tonight, no they did the classic shyster

by shysterfinder101 February 6, 2024