A bra specifically used by well-endowed women with breasts large enough as to be classified as "jugs".
Boarder Patrol Guard 1: Ma'am, are you smuggling any illegal paraphernalia into the country?
Well Endowed Woman: Of course not officer. Why are you so suspicious?
Boarder Patrol Guard 2: Well, Ma'am, you ARE wearing your jug smuggler.
Well Endowed Woman: Oh! No, that's just for my large jugs. No paraphernalia.
Well Endowed Woman: Of course not officer. Why are you so suspicious?
Boarder Patrol Guard 2: Well, Ma'am, you ARE wearing your jug smuggler.
Well Endowed Woman: Oh! No, that's just for my large jugs. No paraphernalia.
by Chubbies4Life July 8, 2014
Get the Jug Smugglermug. by littlemissperky May 14, 2008
Get the peanut smugglermug. Any item of male bathing costume or underwear that encloses the wearer's genitalia in a manner that resembles the concealment of a budgerigar.
"Mate, I was shitting bricks. I think I need a clean pair of budgie smugglers."
The Prime Minister was relaxing on the beach in his budgie smugglers.
The Prime Minister was relaxing on the beach in his budgie smugglers.
by penny-the-aussie May 21, 2008
Get the budgie smugglersmug. by Chodimus Maximus July 30, 2008
Get the chode smugglermug. A person who wishes to smuggle pillows from their partners side of the bed to theirs, without their partner noticing
'' if i just put this pillow on my side of the bed''
'' did you just steal my pillow? you pillow smuggler! ''
'' did you just steal my pillow? you pillow smuggler! ''
by Jena :D December 15, 2008
Get the pillow smugglermug. I female who battens down the hatches, lets say, and looks phenomenal out at the club, bar, random frat jungle party, etc. Only, when you take said female home with you and her clothes are removed you are finally introduced to all the fat she smuggled in with her to one of the previously described locations.
Basically it's chicks that look good in clothes and that's about it.
Basically it's chicks that look good in clothes and that's about it.
"Dude I heard you went home with Tina last night. She is banging."
"Dude, not really..."
"What are you talking about, she looked so good in those true religion jeans and that baby tee..."
"Dude when we got back to my place...let's just say I was in for a surprise."
"Oh no, she's a fat smuggler."
"Dude, total fat smuggler..."
"Burn."
"Dude, not really..."
"What are you talking about, she looked so good in those true religion jeans and that baby tee..."
"Dude when we got back to my place...let's just say I was in for a surprise."
"Oh no, she's a fat smuggler."
"Dude, total fat smuggler..."
"Burn."
by m3plus4 May 14, 2009
Get the Fat Smugglermug.