Sporting Woods

The erections that Jim Nance and Johnny Miller produce whenever they are able to work Tiger Woods name into a golf tournament broadcast. Which is, of course, whenever possible.

Jim Nance: Tom Watson hurt his elbow on the 6th Hole.
Johnny Miller: Tiger Woods has elbows.
Jim Nance: The elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.
(off camera)
Johnny Miller: Are you pants getting tighter?
Jim Nance: Oh Yeah, we're sporting woods!

by Fist of Fury April 12, 2008

Sorting books in a burning library

1- Trying to accomplish something that is a monumental waste of time.
2- Wasting your energy or time on a lost cause.

There is no way your wife is letting you go to Vegas with the guys. Trying to convince her is like sorting books in a burning library.

by Bernie Lomax February 26, 2009

sporting a MacDonald

being really bald

Dude, I haven't seen you for a long time. You're totally sporting a MacDonald!

by flash1 May 12, 2011

sorting the rabbit

Connoting a brief but satisfying sexual act. Usually after arriving home from the airport and before seeing friends for the first time.

When are you getting here?

Just arrived home, sorting the rabbit quick

by Kinky Kumposer January 5, 2014

Cum Snorting

When you are about to ejaculate inside the girlfriend but instead pull out and ejaculate into your hand then proceed to snort the cum.

Yo you see my boy Havard he's so strong and full of vigor because of all the cum snorting he does.

by McCheeseSauce June 18, 2023

smarting

Synonymous with hurting.

Are you still smarting from paying for that dinner?

by Cortland Klein July 26, 2005

snorting pixy stix

when you snort pixy stix like a line of cocaine. very entertaining while still legal. there should be pixy stix whores. pimps wouldnt make enough dough though. fun for sleepovers with friends.

pour pixy stix out on to surface and snort its that simple. CAUTION: burns slightly and leaves a tingly sensation in nostril. you will sneeze after and it will probly come out colored. "bro i was snorting pixy stix last night and i sneezed orange!!!!" :O

by hockeyloverrr December 30, 2010