Smoothie

A slick, cunning and careful person.

His brother Jacob was a "smoothie." a slick and cautious man who would today read and ponder the stock reports, ever figuring a profit for himself. - Ottawa Citizen, 30 April 1932

by Athalanda April 29, 2013

Smoothie

A wetsuit that forms a smoothed out shape of your body, originally from the name Oneil Smoothie, smoothie now applies to all neoprene wetsuits.

I'm gonna try put this smoothie on, even though its too small for me, it might look extra smooth!

by S Palmer October 9, 2005

Smoothie

code word for a girlfriend

I am tired of this current flavor of Smoothie, i think its time i get a new one

by lucas b1322 September 20, 2011

Smoothie

When you get roofied and wake up with no underwear and shaved completely smooth....

I dropped some Rohypnol (roofie) in her drink and gave her a smoothie...

Went from Shag carpet to laminate flooring *grins*

by Runcle Paul November 20, 2013

Smoothie

A blow job.

Originally nicknamed by my boyfriend and me for.... no apparent reason, really.

I believe it's time for your smoothie....

Ooer....

by Bela Rasmussen September 28, 2004

smoothie

A smoothie is a penis. Sometimes it protrudes through the pants and plays quite the eye candy, to say the least. It can be obvious, or sometimes an inconspicuous "smoothie". It's a codeword and no one will know what you're talking about :P. It's a rather nice word, which can correlate to a slurping sound one could make. Like drinking a smoothie through a straw. I don't know how my friend and I invented this word, but we use it, A LOT.

Dude, look at the smoothie he's got!

by nymphomanic514 April 5, 2009

smoothie

a man who, when wearing tight clothes, has no noticeable bulge in the front of his pants

In the 60's TV series BATMAN, Robin (played by Burt Ward) was a smoothie.

by kavorka May 13, 2005