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Smoot

When you plan to do something very smoothly and it goes horribly fucking wrong.
Him: You wanna dance?

Her: *throughs drink in his face*

Friend: How did it go bro?

Him: Smoot
by Radizio November 12, 2018
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smoot

n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.

When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot

Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.

2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!

3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?

4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
by ABBC September 16, 2008
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Smoot

In 1958, an MIT student named Oliver Smoot measured a bridge as a part of a fraternity pledge. But he wasn't allowed to use a ruler or tape measure. He had to use himself. He laid down at the start of the bridge, a couple of students marked where his head and his feet were, and then he moved over and laid down again. After an hour and a half of this, results were in: The bridge was 364.4 smoots long.
1 Smoot = 1.7014270033 meters
1 Smoot = 5.5821095909 feet
Girl: "I like tall guys that are random"
Guy trying to impress her: "I'm 1,18 smoots"
by Not Ferox January 8, 2019
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Smoot

(Noun) A blend of equal parts milk and water.
I crave a tall glass of warm smoot.

What can I get you to drink? Smoot please

Ew what are you making? Smoot
by Smootsuit August 13, 2021
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Smoot

n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.

When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot

Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.

2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!

3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?

4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
by ABBC September 17, 2008
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Smoots

Verb;

SMOOTS-A loving, cute kiss between a couple that are deep in love and have been together for a while and make cute silly words up together.
Hey boobear, You are the love of my life and I need smoots now. And after you give me smoots
I want to smoke some cracky's.
And then I wanna cudds?
by Molly...JPA November 4, 2023
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