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smoof

extremely Good Looking or really really really awesome or both basically
Kurt=Smoof
Sergdoes not equal smoof
by I wonder who.......... January 6, 2008
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Smoofie

Dude, I wanna drink a smoofie so bad
by BioChemist0524 May 3, 2019
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Smoofy

Smoofy is a term for when you suck on a bad bitches poopyhole
"I Smoofy'd dis bitch" -Some random fucker named John
by MasonKGMD August 11, 2023
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smoof

1. n. dog nose juice, esp. on clean pants or car window

2. v. to transfer fluid from a dog's nose onto something or someone
"what the fuck brutus!? i just put on these pants and you went and smoofed them!"
by liberate cannabis May 13, 2005
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Smoof

Smoof is a describing word. It is for people who do not attend university.
Paul is a Smoof. Cameron and the smoof went to the Store
by kilakan February 17, 2010
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Smoofing

Smoofing is a sport where you stand in front of a crowd, look awesome, and receive points.
If you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
Every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. If no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. If everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
Scoring is based on 3 things: Appearance, Swagger, and Overall Awesomeness. The crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
A perfect score is 9900.

Smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.
My recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,

Swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
Overall Awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
Final score: 9295
I win.

Your recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 875, 885, 901
Swagger: 920, 916, 923
Overall Awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
Final score: 8266
Score below 9000, you lose.
by Zakorsumtin April 17, 2011
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Smoof

Tom! Orrrrrr somebody who's a bit of a wazzock.

Not related in anyway to Smoofy.
Tom is a smoof
by Sinead February 22, 2004
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