smog whisperer

someone who drives a gas guzzling car and is so super obsessed with it, that you can tell just by how they talk.

girl #1: yeah my boyfriend owns a hummer, did u know that? awww soooooo dreamy!
girl #2: everyone knows that, he's such a smog whisperer! how could you like a guy like that?

smog whisperer by superatlasman September 28, 2009

Smog Donkey

Noun: A person from Wollongong.

Davo is a Smog Donkey

Smog Donkey by Dregs February 24, 2004

smog day

A day when schools close because of smog or air pollution.

I'm so excited! The government just declared tomorrow a smog day! I'm going to play video games all day!

smog day by Don'tKillBill January 30, 2019

Smog Log 

A greasy turd.

Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.

I took a fat Smog Log

Smog Log by JustaStoner January 13, 2020

smog on the hog 

Slang for an instance in which flatulence occurs upon the male genitalia, typically during sexual intercourse.

"Dude, I hooked up with Jessica last night."
"Right after the bean-eating contest?"
"Yeah bro, there was a lotta smog on the hog."

smog on the hog by BenjaminOneGraves April 26, 2022

Smog'N'Balls

The act of hitting a vape then blowing off a male causing the smoke to roll around his shaft.

"Damn I gave him the ol' Smog'N'Balls

Smog'N'Balls by Quorothon May 6, 2022

Smog'd Rocket 

The act of blowing a vape cloud out and around a males genitalia via oral intercourse

I gave him a good ol' Smog'd Rocket

Smog'd Rocket by Quorothon May 6, 2022