Smithy's Kaff

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.

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by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022

Smithy

A name that is for some reason censored on Roblox

Why the FUCK is 'Smithy' censored?

by Why the hell did I make this May 18, 2021

Stephane smithy

Usually referred to a person who has a small dick, thinks he’s a hard man and usally has swamp ass

Oh you stephane smithy

I don’t have stephane smithy you mong

by Jr gods gift May 30, 2020

Smithy

Well Smithy, this is a cool nickname for that one guy who is sometimes funny, sometimes annoying but is just that all around guy. Some people don't like him some people do. He is quite smart but once again sometimes annoying. Once you find a Smithy you'll probably want to let him go but when you do you will definitely want him back.

Have you seen Smithy lately? No, why did you let him go.

by Simple man taboo October 21, 2021

Smithy fifthy

A very short girl named leilani

Yooo whats up smithy fifthy
I love you smithy fifthy
Smithy you are short as fuck

by Beefers queefers July 7, 2022

smithyes

a smithyes is a sweaty little fatty from england, he never gets any and farts way too much.

friend 1- whats that smell?
friend 2- i think it was smithyes

by Gibbbbbbbo October 21, 2019

Smithy

A nickname for a fucking looser

Are you taking about smithy? I hate that dweeb

by Wheato5 February 26, 2020