smear factor

You know, when your wiping "down there" and know matter how many times you wipe it comes up just like the first wipe, shity.

Toilet paper companys love it when Bob's smear factor is HIGH, he goes through a hole roll sometimes.

by craig john December 6, 2006

smear job

When you're trying to bang a girl with your mega huge soft-on which keeps sliding around the anal/vaginal region.

Jeff gave Ashley a Smear Job with his raging huge soft-on.

by Smearmaster November 27, 2009

Snatch Smear

When a female rubs an item on her snatch before giving it to someone or placing back in its original location. This is the female equivalent of dirty dick.

I knew a waitress from some restaurant that used to snatch smear customer's toast and pancakes before serving them if they were rude to her.

by Mattoland March 12, 2017

Smear Campaign

Public attempt to spread negative information about a person or people.

Syco ordered a smear campaign against the group when they realized that the band was planning to sign with another label.

by LarryIsLife.28 May 16, 2017

Ass Smear

The residue left behind, after sitting one's ass on a toilet seat... It is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.

"Gross! Somebody left a slippery, Ass Smear in the women's bathroom toilet seat, again."

by BeanTownBeanery September 8, 2013

pat smear

One of Foo Fighters many guitarists. He was also in the Germs....and Nirvana

Pat Smear is on fire tonight! -Dave Grohl

by Yourbassplayer May 13, 2016

Road smear

An animal that has been smeared across the road by a motor vehicle.

Dude, I just made road smear out of this bunny rabbit on I-95!

by Alex Dumpance June 29, 2009