Definitions by Mattoland

Snatch Smear 

When a female rubs an item on her snatch before giving it to someone or placing back in its original location. This is the female equivalent of dirty dick.

I knew a waitress from some restaurant that used to snatch smear customer's toast and pancakes before serving them if they were rude to her.

Snatch Smear by Mattoland March 12, 2017

catfish jerky 

When a woman's labia become dry and cracked resembling jerky, but not quite as delicious.

Julie didn't wear panties for many days in a row, hang dryin' her area, causing a bad case of catfish jerky.

catfish jerky by Mattoland March 12, 2017