small dick energy 

When a man goes out of his way to assert his superiority by trash talking anyone sees as a threat. Typically, everyone is seen as a threat to this weak minded, insecure, pathetic person. One can only draw the conclusion that the insecurity comes from having a teeny tiny dick.

Most likely has no idea that everyone around him sees him as a joke, believes nothing he says, and couldn’t care less about his opinion.

Wow, he really needs to tone down that small dick energy before someone hurts his feelings.

Don’t worry, his attitude has nothing to do with you, it’s his small dick energy.

small dick energy by Mustsucktobeyou November 27, 2020

small dick syndrome 

inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average penis length would easily handle

A condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders small dick syndrome is incurable: you either have good dick genes or weak dominant dick genes

The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with small dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread rapidly

small dick syndrome by Kim Laughs January 24, 2013

Small Dick Energy 

Fragile masculinity/inflated ego. Does NOT require having a small dick, either. Homeboy could be absolutely hung and still emit SDE.

Wow, that dude belittling men who like to be pegged is totally giving off Small Dick Energy right now.

Small Dick Energy by BigTiddyGothMullet January 12, 2021

Small Dick Energy 

Two definitions:

- someone who shows off masculinity by being cocky, showing off, overly confident to overcompensate their 4.2 inch fully erect dick.

- rounding your dick size 2-4 inches up.

Example 1: "Liam has a lifted truck, wears tapout, works out and acts HARD (douchebag) to overcompensate the fact he has a micropenis and can only please a girl in bed with his tongue"

Example 2: telling a girl that you have a 6 inch penis when in reality you have a 4.2 inch dick.

Small dick energy right there.

Small Dick Energy by Loltehjew September 17, 2018

Small dick syndrome 

When a member of the male species is a complete dickface to girls/people in general to compensate for his complete lack in size of penis. He often likes to consider himself a womanzier.

1) James Finch.

2) "Wow, what a douche. I think you might have small dick syndrome!"

Small dick syndrome by LOlolwtfbbq June 4, 2010

small dick day 

when a guy is feeling shy or off. may also include feeling weird or awkward.

dude: yo, man. that girl keeps eyeballing you. go gets them digits, son!

other dude: naw, man. kinda having a small dick day. she's all you.

small dick day by billy hotdogs January 30, 2010

Small Dick Energy 

When someone displays unattractive qualities like: toxic masculinity, cowardice, aggressiveness and other pitiful behavior.

For example: Insecure psychopath non-alpha male Leo Dottavio from the bachelorette reeks of small dick energy.

Small Dick Energy by Bachelorbabe August 29, 2018