Smatchie

A dirty little child.

Someone who has deflated pools, tires and indoor furniture in their yard. These kids play in the garbage and drink puddle water for fun.

*Driving down the road.”
Kyle - “ hey, look at that smatchie by the dumpster!”
Brad - “look at that what? What’s a smatchie?”
Kyle - “a smatchie is a dirty little kid.”

by poptartman780 October 6, 2023

Saecheurn

Master trickster.

I though I had it in the bag, but then I realized the Saecheurn of '09 had me told.

by shanzie1425 June 26, 2009

Smeech

the plural of smooch

I love you shurouq! smeech

by not bashar March 5, 2021

james saechao

An asian guy who spikes his hair various ways like GOKU from DRAGONBALL Z. Laughs excessively like an hiena. Does a lot of spinner rounies during his free time (BBOYISM).

hey peter imma break on my ballz, HAAHHAHAH... and HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.

by ERNEST WONG March 17, 2005

Smached

It's a combinition of the word Smashed and Chiseled meaning to smash someone so hard they will feel as though they have been chiseled.

Smee: Wigan are gonna get smached here in the second half

Antony: Smashed**

Tom: Nooo! Smached, bitch.

by Houghton91 August 9, 2012

smeech

A cigarette

"dude lets go have a smeech"

by chalupaa May 2, 2012

Smatch

To smack someone in the snatch, usually as punishment. See also smatched, smatching, and smatches.

"If you keep posting links to Rebecca Black's "Friday", I'm going to smatch you.

by Esmatchulator June 7, 2011