slowbert

One who is of the sloth nature: slow in any way, shape or form.

You're fucking late, slowbert!
You just now got the pun for cum? Hahaha slowbert...
You're such a slowbert in bed.

by A_Lil_Random February 8, 2005

Slowbering

The painful act of sobering up at work after a night of raunchy debauchery.

"Hey Austin, ready for work?"

"Suck it Margaret, I'm slowbering up."

*insert uppercut*

by Austin Hake June 30, 2008

slowvertaking

The incredibly frustrating habit of older drives to occupy the overtaking lane on the road while going at a speed way below the limit; thus making the road effectively single-laned.

Jim was late for work because he got stuck behind a slowvertaking nun in the outside lane.

by hargo October 7, 2009

Showzer

another term used for Shit

'you are walking and you fall over' "bloody SHOWZER!"

by Mkaywest December 29, 2007

slower than a tax rebate

In Ireland - a term used to describe or to ridicule a useless person/apprentice on a building site.
(As suggested, a tax rebate takes some time in Ireland)

"Hurry the fuck up and mix up that mortar, you're slower than a tax rebate!"

by Mark28392 September 4, 2012

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

Slowver

One whom lies about everything, incessantly tags a certain tv personality on Facebook, loses large sums of money by getting catfished online and always keeps a pen clipped to his or her shirt around the neck area all while having Cookie Monster eyes.

That boy is butt hurt and becoming a slowver wit his bitch ass

by Ole Dirty Bastard February 7, 2019