long slong

If you were born january you have a big slong

long slong

by jack storm October 8, 2020

long slong

Baes long/big dick

Damn bae you have a long slong

by poe.pok September 16, 2016

perpin' the slong

Term used when a male perpetrates having a well-endowed penis, when in fact, to his partner's surprise is actually the opposite of large. In this case, see peter petweeter.

Brad's perpin' the slong. He's really only two inches.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

slong coaster

When you get your tackle out at a dinner party and put it on the table

things were going swimmingly until Jimmy rocked the slong coaster

by Mr Fo April 29, 2008

dong slong

to rip your small knob off and chuck it as far as you can

the black man dong slonged his knob

by jo ho witness July 31, 2006

slong monster

girl has a bigger pennis than you.

i met a slong monster last night

by cptsnowblow March 6, 2018

slong five

When two guys are high on life, the stand face to face and slowly air hump each other in a timely manner, it may also be applied to a banterish situation when high fives are simply not enough.

"Are you pleading guilty to the rape?"
Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.

*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*

Booty sex dry hump nobcheesecake kfc two kids one sandbox one man one jar one man one screwdriver two girls one cup two guys and a horse three men and a hammer four girls fingerpaint

by Grandads teetees August 13, 2016