splizzard

(n.) When you go to take a piss and it comes out fine, then all out of nowhere, the stream splits and sprays all over your pants!

I had to stay in the bathroom for 30 minutes so my pants would dry after that splizzard!

by Greg S. S. November 3, 2007

Slizard

A slimy turd that goes straight down the toilet hole and produces a particularly powerful feeling of euphoria

I was feeling pretty rough after Jim and I split a case of Natural Light, but then I let out that slizard and I'm feeling right as rain

by King Dookey May 22, 2019

slizzard

When two girls are scissoring and a dude tries to get in on it.

Dude last night my girlfriend wanted us to have a threesome with this other really hot chick, but when we got home they scissored the whole time and I just spent the whole night tryin to slizzor in on that shit. Damn, I was so down to get slizzard.

by sadpython696 October 16, 2010

get slizzard

being intoxicated by promethazine codeine syrup, also known as sizzurp.

I was chillen and sipping on some sizzurp watching the football game and before I knew I was txtin my boy to get slizzard with me like a g6.

by impeach46 November 15, 2010

slizzard

What you get when you super glue a snake and a lizard together. Most likely resulting in the death of the lizard, unless the lizard is glued near the head of the snake. Don't try this at home (its better to do outside).

I duct taped a snake and a lizard together to make a slizzard.

To make a slizzard you have to superglue them, what you made is a sducklizzard.

Wait, isnt that when you glue a snake, duck, and lizard together?"

No that's a snuckizzard. You retard

by mishae October 23, 2010

slizzard

Unkown, but typically can refer to a state of intoxication so drunk that you can't form sentences and start making up words. Then it can mean just about anything. Can be shortened to slized if also high.

Getting slizzard like a g6.

That drink got me so slizzard.

Yo, Mr. Gregory I got so slizzard off your test.

I slized your mom

You dude I got slizzard, and then also slized.

by Iamtheother January 15, 2011

slizard

Mixing cough syrup and alchohol.

Yo, I finally made buckleys taste good, this a good slizard.

by Twistedchild September 26, 2010