johnny slapnuts

A person at work that is a piece of shit, but somehow gets anything they want!

“You hear about who got that promotion? Of course, it was that assbag Johnny Slapnuts…Everybody hates that Douche Face!

by #Gerbils May 15, 2016

slapnuts

A method of punishment and pain compliance administered by a short, sharp slap to the nutsack, either forehand or backhand, but with an open palm.

Jimmy slept with my girlfriend so I gave him some slapnuts.

by blacksabre June 19, 2007

slapnuts

Additionally, to say "Slapnuts!" in a high pitched voice and slap a pair of imaginary testes on your chin back and forth, while macking a clicking noise with your toungue to imitate the sound of the nutss being impacted by the palm.

Used for when you have nothing better to say.

As Bob and Jorge sat around bored, Bob said,
"Slapnuts! Ktch ktch ktch ktch!"
Jorge laughed, then went back to being bored.

Bob later overdosed on sugar.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 7, 2004

slapnuts

when you mess something up really bad, this is a word you say to exlaim great disbelief and dispair about a result

I lost my wallet. Slapnuts !!

by Rob September 25, 2003

Slapnuts

To do something wrong for the purpose of being funny.

Dipping your nuts in a customers coffee without them knowing it, oh yeah, slapnuts!

by Noah Hennig September 25, 2003

slapnutts

One who can not stop masturbating. Is a slapnutts

Since Johnny found his orgasim: He is slapnutts.

by edmon October 9, 2013

Slagnut

portsmouth slang for a complete dirtbox whore

ie katie price is a slagnut

by cuntmccuntor May 31, 2010