Slanking

Sleep wanking

I couldn't finish with this hot girl so I ended up slanking instead.

by Ajax9994 March 27, 2015

Slunker Slanking

A euphemism for masturbating.

"Fuck off dude, I'm slunker slanking."

by wtflolz October 11, 2015

spankitude

a high level of energetic attention which Steve the Cynic gives to various rhinos and monkies in his spare time.

If Steve's spankitude level doesn't drop, we may have to tranquilize him.

by YourCloud July 9, 2003

Scankitty

One who eats baconators so frequently that they have put enough money into Wendy's to own half its stock. Usually obnoxious and rude, with a short fuse. The suffix -kitty comes from a massive amount of chest hair.

Woaa, Scankitty, what did your doctor say about eating freshmen?
God, what a Scankitty! She just ate two baconators!

by Muahaha The Artful Dodger May 13, 2009

skankitus STD

any std you get from preforming ass to maof with a skank

I got a skankitus STD when i went ass to maof with my grandpa

by Coopad.com January 13, 2008

slunkit

A definition of a girl that lets a plethora of men " Slam Dunk" Her vagina ( sex alot!!!!)

Sluts of cunts are bolth slunkits

by jasfjasdf April 24, 2008

Slackitar

The ability to play guitar while lying on the floor. As in actually performing or playing guitar hero(or rockband). Can be laying on the flat on the floor or propping your head up with a pillow. Someone who does this is a slackitarist.

Slackitar isn't an easy instrument to master.

by MaximumOverdrive March 22, 2009