slags on tour

When loose women are out and about.

A group of scantily-clad women walk by.

"Dude check it out, slags on tour!"

by tobz0r July 21, 2009

nose salsa

Refers to the chunky multi-colored, but mostly red, mucus that comes after a nose bleed.

I swear to god Frank, if you flick that nose salsa at me, I will shit on your desk.

by RootsofWar November 15, 2011

My Salsa

A spicy, Mexican dip. This expression came from D12's "My Band" and is supposedly their next song.

"My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa"

by Meg April 15, 2004

Salsa Fever

A more sexy, politically and racially correct term used to denote a white or black persons sexual attraction to a Latino person of any nationality.

hey you know that nerdy white guy that works in receiving well he has got "Salsa Fever" bad for the new Puerto Rican girl in shipping.

Yo, girl you know your ex Man Ray Ray I heard he got "Salsa Fever" apparently Laquisha saw him with a this little Cuban skeezer at the swap meet.

My sisters news boy friend is mexican, I guess "salsa fever" is just going around these days.

by dejay D-stone January 19, 2010

Salsa

A popular form of Latin-American dance music, characterized by Afro-Caribbean rhythms, Cuban big-band dance melodies, and elements of jazz and rock. It represents the ongoing evolution and assimilation of a variety of styles which have traveled from Cuba and Puerto Rico to New York, Miami, and elsewhere. The big bands which blazed forth in city dance halls and on New York's famous Fania label in the mid-1960s used rhythm sections and a compositional structure based in the son music style. But they ultimately added fiery horn sections and jazz harmonies, landing squarely in the samba tradition. South and Central America developed their own appetites for Salsa, contributing to its growth through the trailblazing work of artists like Panama's Ruben Blades and Cuba's Celia Cruz.

Salsa: Jaun Luis Guerra, Pedro Conga, Tito Rojas, Maelo Ruiz, Rey Ruiz, Frankie Ruiz, Johnny Rivera, Ismael Rivera, Puerto Rican Power, Dark Latin Groove Aka DLG, Legacia De La Salsa, Yuri Buenaventura, La India, Pedro Jesus, El Gran Combo De Puerto Rico, Tito Nieves, Roberto Roena, Gilberto Santa Rosa, Cheo Feliciano, Willie Colón, Willie Rosario, Jerry Rivera, Sonora Carruseles, Joe Arroyo, Conjunto Chaney, Luis Enrique, Oscar D'Leon, Danny Rojo, Ruben Blades, Guayacan Orquesta, Tony Vega, Victor Manuelle, Edgar Joel, David Cedeño, Eddie Santiago, Edwin Bonilla, Adolescent's Orquesta, Fania All-Stars, Celia Cruz, Willie Gonzalez, Hector Lavoe, and César Pedroso.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ March 6, 2010

angry elephant seals

When you are involved in a DP and your balls slam together like a couple of angry elephant seals fighting.

There was no way we were gonna cross swords DP-ing that chick, but a couple angry elephant seals were un-avoidable.

by Christian Battaglia October 30, 2010

dropped a load of salsa

When you drive around the country bitching that it isn't like where you come from and tell odd stories that are unrelated to the fact that your biscuit isn't the way momma' fixed it.

When I went to Tulsa, I dropped a load of salsa.

by Alan Eugene Jackson December 18, 2014