scabbed together

assembled or repaired in a hurried, or half-assed manner. usually results in a repair that is ugly and visible

see scab it together, scab together

do you want me to take my time and do it right, or just scab it together to hold until we leave?

the boss told me not to fuck around with the railing; just scab together something that will hold until we leave the job.

wow, whoever repaired this railing sure scabbed together one ugly pile of monkey spunk.

by dave cole April 14, 2005

Stabbed by a blunt instrument

Refers to the act in which the male reproductive organ enters the female reproductive tract as a result of copulation.

John: My cousin Theresa got stabbed by a blunt instrument.
Rose: Ha? What are ya on about?
John: Aye, she's got a bun in the oven.
Rose: Oh right. The stupid bitch!
John: Aye..

by sublamagee February 22, 2011

Slabber Cabbage

A person who spills and dribbles their food over themselves, the table, floor, sofa, duvet, and other people, and is either oblivious to it or else wallows in the stomach-churning sensation it causes in onlookers. The GOD of sloppy eaters.

She's such a slabber cabbage

by noway jose August 30, 2003

slabber

A person who rants on and on in a confrontational manner.

Usually a millie or spide credential.

She's a slabber, I'd just hit her a slap, that'll shut er up.

by Lemmalola July 1, 2005

You Won't Get Stabbed Tonight

Common phrase issued by recently stabbed individual attempting to express his/her acceptance of the utter ridiculousness of the event, as well as the individuals predilection for raging so insanely hard that such events only serve to further legitimize the incredible rageability of said subject. In a sense, individual is expressing his/her belief that the second-person ("you") will not be able party as excessively or with as little regard for human life, to the extent that there is a possibility of receiving a stab wound.

"You don't think I won't just kill busch lights all day? I got stabbed last night. You won't get stabbed tonight."

by Beans55 January 14, 2009

scabbed

when you're high and you have a thought or something important to say and your friend "steals" the thought from you by interuppting your thought (by talking or doing something funny).

"Man I was totally gonna say something. Shit. Now I forgot."

"haha yeah that's cause I scabbed you dude."

by larvabeans December 17, 2008

Slabbering

A Scottish slangword for drooling

Stop slabbering ya mong

by Scottish slang March 10, 2021