skutter blast

When a chick or dude takes a shit and it explodes out of their ass so perfusley it sprays everywhere.

my shit this morning was a skutter blast

by DamzeL June 6, 2011

Shittered

Drunk; very drunk; the point of being so drunk you find yourself on the toilet "shitter" not knowing how or why you are there

Dude, I was so shittered last night

by Aidancook May 24, 2017

Shattered

A catch all phrase for anything, anyone, or state of being incredibly inappropriate, awesome, high, retarded or fucked!

After I got that big old gremlin of a turd out my ass, that toilet was shattered!

by Wise old owl May 23, 2021

Sexy scattered

To scatter something, i.e. jewels, in a casual and sexual way.

A vajazzle is often a bit "in your face", but hers was sexy scattered, so she seems like a quality girl!

by honeybunny91 December 6, 2011

Azure Flame Shattered Katana

Peak homosexuality in the game Deepwoken on roblox. 20% of the time the users are pretty chill and only did it to know what it feels like to be brain dead and the other 80% is just doing the build because they have no idea how to obtain skill

A: Bruh i got gripped by an Azure Flame Shattered Katana user

B: smh, 0 skill

by Ananogrm May 9, 2022

shattered

The Australian, more specifically western suburbs of Victoria, expression of disappointment.

"I couldn't get tickets for that concert - shattered!"

by Glittercake August 26, 2008

Break-Up Stutterer

When you break-up with a person. They enter a state of confusion and begin stuttering as they try to either defend themselves or make you feel gulity.

Steve: Hello Linda
Linda: Why Hello Steve my darling. How are you?
Steve: Quite fine. Linda we need to talk.
Linda: What is it my love?
Steve: We're breaking up.
Linda: Wh-Wh-Why are yo-yo-you br-breaking u-u-u-up with m-m-m-me?
Steve: For many reasons but right now because you are stuttering. Your a Break-Up Stutterer.
Linda: Th-TH-This is bull-bull-bull-bullshit.

by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009