Skimping

A mix of skimming and skipping a text that's boring as fuck.

L: "Hey, did you read the text on the evolution of grass for tomorrow?"
J: "No, not really. I was skimping it hard."

by sjakalen October 5, 2017

Stumping

when an amputee sticks their stump into a female vagina or asshole

Charlie: I was stumping this girl so hard last night

Jackson: Yo, babe can I stump you tonight?
Morgan: Of course, I want all 15 inches of your stump

by CHEEF QUEEF November 15, 2017

Stumping

The act of hopping from one tree stump to another. Like a trampoline but for people who’s family was too poor to buy a trampoline

Person A: “did you ever have a trampoline growing up?”
Person B: “no, but I did a hell of a lot of stumping”

by Snaggletooth24 August 4, 2018

Skurping

Skurping is when someone eats beans, slurping them up. If you Skurp up beans you are a Skurper, it can only be used when one is consuming beans.

"mmmm beans"

"sluuuuu u u uuu u u u uuuu uu uuurp"

"Why are u SKURPING beans

by Zerithius March 29, 2020

Stumping

The act of pulling tree stumps out of the ground. Usually with a 4 wheel drive vehicle or a tractor.

Lucky went stumping for trophy woods.

by Harv80 May 6, 2021

Stumping

When a person poops into another persons anus.

I stumped Andrew Tregoning and now we are getting married. He loves stumping.

by the Dostine May 29, 2023

Stumping

When you use a stoma for sexual gratification .

Gary enjoys stumping over traditional intercourse .

by Slackmasterflx June 13, 2023