skitskat

to go or get away, or leave.

man, skitskat out of my house.

by realistic_evil June 30, 2009

Phone skitzophrenic

When one acts like a completely different person to who they really are when talking to someone on the phone i.e. their parents.

Guy 1: "Hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?

Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

'Phone rings'

Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."

by Soljaaaah January 17, 2010

skitzo

someone with skitzophrenia, but you can't be fucked to say the whole word coz its too long and complicated, and you are afraid of saying it wrong and thus looking like a class A doofus.

'Why is Lana's mom eating the cushions while she intermittently throws her own faeces at us?'
'She's a skitzo bitch.'

by fine_dine_decca August 8, 2009

skitzo mofo

An individual with the characteristics of being a pschytsophrenic motherfucker.

That bitch stole my ham sandwhich, what a skitzo mofo!

by Autumn Nolan December 16, 2008

Skitsnack

Obviously the Swedish word for bullshit.

Well that's skitsnack.

by Sampanthera December 17, 2009

sketson

a very buff individual who has lots of intercourse

(name) is such a sketson, (they) go to the gym often and have relations with hot women.

by big_sketson April 27, 2021

skitzo

The art of being in an altared state of reality. When an individual experiences an act or event that changes the way they view the world around them, as seen through their own eyes.

Ex. 1 -
Stoner A: Dude. I'm so high, cloud 9 is low. This dope has got me skitzo!
Stoner B: Yeah dude. Me too.

Ex. 2-
Biker A: Hey man, I got a new motorcycle.
Biker B: About time man. You've been talking about that for months now.
Biker A: Yeah I know. But, it was so worth the wait.
Biker B: Why's that?
Biker A: The adreniline rush I get from riding it, gets me Skitzo!

by Frankie Chaos April 27, 2008