Simeoneid

One who has sex with someone that is unconscious from drinking too much while covered in there own vomit.

Girl: What happened last night, and why am I covered in vomit?

Guy: You just got simeoneid beotch!

by Shmeeglesnarf January 15, 2013

Sidelooking

The looking out of the sides of one's eyes. This can be done rapidly (looking from one side to another). Or a humorous/serious stare. (someone who engages in sidelooking is a Sidelooker)

As Billy was walking down the street he was sidelooking to see the hot girls without them noticing.

by C. K. Dexter Haven November 30, 2004

simel

Simel is a very smart and hot girl. She is also sporty. She gets A in almost every subject and she is also very cute. If you meet a Simel in your life, you are very lucky, she's honest and never tell your secrets to anyone. You Can trust her. Simel has not so much self-confidence, but she's working on it. Keep such a friend as Simel, you wouldn't want to lose her.

I met a Simel yesterday.

by Ashley Written December 11, 2016

Simplord

Gunther on the NBC Sitcom, Friends.

Gunther is the true simplord who taught us how to be a simp.

by Gunther CentralPerk February 16, 2022

Simeon

An angel sent from heaven , a person that can fix all your wounds and accept you for the way you are

A: you’re such a kind person , i wish there were more people like you in this world .
B : i can’t help it , I’m such a Simeon

by Coconut0708 May 1, 2022

sigmeloncaccac

a melon that is not a melon

I ate a sigmeloncaccac, now I can't pee

by VP communist June 26, 2023

sideloaded

When something gets top heavy and tips over to the side.

Aaron and Jenny were banging on the conference table and then it got sideloaded and tipped over.

by Naeger Wedding 9-19-15 January 8, 2016