Sidewinder

someone who dresses like a bumblebee, stands too far from the urinail,leans too far forward,looks around too much and pisses on their chin.
dam i had to take a pee, but there was sidwinder so i went to the second floor.
by paul March 23, 2004
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Sidewinder

lolol i hunterz you down with my sidewinder kekekekekeke zerg rush
by brahm2 September 29, 2003
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Sidewinder

Sidewinder - After sex weather with or without a condom you wake up the next morning you aim at the toilette but pee all over the wall.

That is why it is called a sidewinder.
Sidewinder, you have have great sex you wake up the next morning and first thing you do you need to go to the bathroom. You are a little dazed its early, then it happens you are peeing all over the wall even though you are aiming at the toilette.
by RustlerHustler November 27, 2011
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The Sidewinder

When a previously straight dick has been broken during violent intercourse and now has become bent. The recipient lays on her back while the guy with the broken dick lays on his side and performs sideways thrusts into her vagina.
"Dude that bitch fucked my cock up so bad last night all I'm gonna be able to do from now on is the sidewinder"
by Dmay27 April 12, 2010
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Sidewinder

1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidey, Winder)
Oh no, Sidey's sent down another Winder.
by Davo October 14, 2003
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Sidewinder Joseph

One of the greatest pitchers of the early 1900s. Born in Brownsville, Arkansas this hefty thick thighed left hander amassed over 342 wins in his career while striking out 2,231. Known for his infamous “sidewinding” technique, Mr. Joseph also saw success off the field as well taking home an astounding 14,532 women during his playing days. Learning to pitch from his father who was a horrible alcoholic and goat farmer, Joseph was able to use the beatings given by his father to strengthen his core thus giving him a competitive advantage. Dying of untreated Gonorrhea in 1932 Joseph’s legacy still lives on today throughout the deep southern lands of this great country.
Waylan: Who’s your favorite ball player Bucky?

Bucky: Sidewinder Joseph. He loves women more than ball playin’ but that’s alright.
by Leland Bruce February 05, 2023
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Bulgarian Sidewinder

A move used to passive-aggressively walk past a group of slow walking teenage girls. If you are stuck in a hall, and a group of girls is walking slowly in a wall formation, walk faster, and squeeze through them, making your annoyance known.
Tennage girls: *walking in a wall* Omg did you see Ashlee’s shorts yesterday? I am so litterally dead. I’m screaming

Person: *Bulgarian sidewinder*
by ShospleColupis January 20, 2018
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