sideline gangsta

A fuck nigga follower in sidelines talkin shit but not doin shit

yo serj yo usee that nigga right there, hiding behind all them goons in the sidelines and shit. Ye fabian that niggas a sideline gangsta talkin shit but aint doin shit

by gangstafab August 22, 2010

coaching from the sidelines

A case of constipation so severe it leaves you talking to your shit to try & get it to come out.

One can be coaching from the sidelines in following manner;
"Who does number 2 work for?!"
"That's right, you tell that turd who's boss!"
Austin Powers I

by mr hankie June 17, 2006

Sideline sugar donkey

1. A girl that is boot or fat that you stay away from when you try to fuck her hot freind.

2.The ugly freind in a group of girls that you will probably end up fucking when you are drunk as a result of all the others turning you down.

1. That chick Ashly with the huge tits came by my house the other day but she brought a sidline suger donkey with her.

2. Aw man im never dinking again!I was so shit faced that after the third girl turned me down i just got my dick sucked by that sideline sugar donkey!!

by Dirty-C February 12, 2005

Game show sideline coach

A person who watches a game show then yells back at the tv when a contestant makes a stupid decision instead of making the obvious choice.

Rob was watching The Price Is Right. The contestant was playing Ten Chances. The contestant wasted 6 chances on guessing the price of the second prize, so Rob was yelling back at the tv and saying, "You freakin' idiot! You know that recliner isn't $709! Dammit dude...Write $750 in the box.! Arrrgh...Stop wasting your chances because you wont even get to the car"!

The contestant loses the game and the price revealed $750 for the recliner. Rob turns to Mike and says, "Dude..I need to quit being a game show sideline coach and go on this damn game show because I know I would win"!

by jokester75 March 13, 2014

Sideline Parent

A parent who likes to tell a child what he or she should do but is not directly involved in their everyday lives or only on occasion. The "parent" only watches and observes said child from the "side" or "sideline" but are not directly involved in their everyday life or activities.

My dad always tells me what to do and judges me without even knowing the circumstance or my day-to-day life. He's a sideline parent.

My mom always assumes that im doing something wrong when she doesn't even know me or what i do everyday. What a sideline parent..

by Big Al 56 January 16, 2018

Sidelined

To not be considered or taken seriously. Theoretically or physically to be always stuck “on the bench” of life, in other words, in any situation/circumstance you are taken out as a key player.

“Even though he asked me to the movies, I sidelined that real quick.

He’s cute, but not my type.

I could never take him seriously.”

by Tealikethedrink January 4, 2022

Sidelining

The act of presenting oneself uninvitedly onto the sidelines of a crowded sports arena, while confidently and courageously avoiding any confrontation from security and/or unruly spectators. To achieve perfection in sidelining, once must present a photograph of said act as evidence that there are no signs of pursuit from the authorities.

Michael was banned from the Georgia Dome for three years after sidelining during the football game.

by Stinky September 2, 2014