Scarfing

When you penetrate your sink hole with a thin spounge for pleasure. Typically done on Sundays.

"Hey dude, r u comin to church Sunday"

"Nah I feel like scarfing whilst my parents are out"

by Victorish Seal Mousse March 25, 2017

Scarfing It Down

Masturbating using a scarf. The softness of the fabric can cause people to get excited. Though it seems weird, it actually exists.

Ariel: Hey Renny. You look happy.
Renise: Its RENISE, and yeah i was just scarfing it down. I feel soooo good.

by chris doberstein August 17, 2008

Scarfing

Having anal sex until it hurts.

I was scarfing that girl all last night, now she is sore.

by Scarfer January 31, 2010

scarping

Giving an HJ in the dollar show.

Geesea was scarping that dude the WHOLE time.

by NSO March 12, 2004

picarding

the act of premature ejaculation over a very minor sexual act such as kissing or some form of body to body contact

You heard about that guy Mason?

No what happened?

He was making out with someone and he was picarding all over the place.

by bbutcher August 22, 2011

scarling

It's a word I made up partially meaning scarring, but also darling at the same time.

-"yeah he got my adress from following me home from school one day, and then the next night he sang to me outside my window."said nancy
-"awww but also creepy. Quite Scarling I have to say."

or
"awww, that baby drooling on my shirt is so scarling."

by Frecklednodoubtuuhhh January 14, 2008

scardiness

Jittery, likely to freak out at the slightest provication.

I cant put up with Johns scardiness anymore, he heard the door slam, then freaked out on all of us.

by SylverD July 7, 2007