Shiwasted

A combination of the word shit faced and wasted.

"Dude lets get shiwasted tonight!"

by Lazzzzzer January 16, 2009

Shasted

Taking the concept of shitty and wasted to the farthest level and being too intoxitated to stumble.

I was so shasted that I spilled my guts literally in the toilet and figuratively in his face...

I am so shasted right now, please keep me away from the stairs.

I'm going to fornicate fido since Im so shasted!

by CroBear February 3, 2009

shwaisted

Shwaisted - a combonation of shit faced and waisted.

Used to discribe a heavy night of drinking.

I got so shwaisted last night I got beer goggles.

by Derek Stout August 19, 2007

shaterd

def:to be drunk

synonyms: ripped, intoxicated, wasted, drunk, shitfaced

antonyms: sober, faggot

Me and my buddies had 15 beers each so we were so fucking shaterd.

by Da Linds Miesta January 17, 2004

Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006

shastard

it's a shorter way of calling someone a shitty bastard.

shitty + bastard = shastard

pronounced (shass-turd)

stop annoying me u SHASTARD!!!!

by Nefty June 26, 2006

Shmastered

Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.

I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.

by The Carpdizzle July 23, 2009