Shrumpette

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.

person 1: did you see steph and loren being shrumpettes today at school?

person 2: yeah they hell thought that no one was looking and watching them

person 1: yeeh what a bunch of dirty little shrumpettes.

by Steph bertino. August 25, 2009

Shrumping

sucking cum from between someones toes

They spent the night shrumping everybody in the room

by Jesus MV February 7, 2019

shrump

The lump an emerging mushroom makes in the forest floor.

I found the first mushrooms today because I noticed the shrumps.

King Boletes make large shrumps.

by KACS July 13, 2006

Scrumpalump

A skanky female or a chickenhead. Can be jokingly used among girlfriends in place of hooch.

They caught that scrumpalump giving her man's bestfriend head.

Damn Lil, don't show up to work dressed like a damn scrumpalump!

by Ness22 May 31, 2007

shlumpa

A young person who is acting slutty.

After last night when alec and sean touched Brenda, she began to feel like a shlumpa.

Girls with big boobs look more shlumpaish compared to girls with smalley books. For instance Jackie compared to Ashley. OO oo

by Ashley12732 January 26, 2007

shrump

Somewhere between scrumpin' and scroggin'. You scrump or scrog a chick, but you shrump someone you have deeper feelings for.

"Yo, thickage, did you scrog KCsLuvPi tonite?"

"Negative, G. I shrumped her in the living room under candlelight and soft music."

by thickage December 20, 2004

scrumpable

A girl that you wanna fuck in general

She is so scrumpable, i wanna bend her over this table.

by bobisafag February 6, 2009