Jersey Shore Whore

Someone who loves/is addicted to the show "Jersey Shore".

Person 1: Hey wanna hang out tonight?
Person 2: I can't, Jersey Shore is gonna be on.
Person 1: You're such a Jersey Shore Whore.

by Mariann14 August 20, 2010

showerdue

When someone is due for a shower.

If that smell is me I'm showerdue.

by jpg3 November 16, 2011

british shower

the sexual act of pouring steeped tea onto your partner and drinking it off

i gave her the british shower, dont judge me

by metal_chair August 14, 2020

Shore Fishing

While standing on a sandy beach fishing, you have your partner bend over in front of you and fuck her in the ass while you reel in your line.

He screams I got one and she screams it’s a big one.

Kristi went shore fishing last night and caught a big one

by Beach Crew July 11, 2019

Shore middle school

A crack head school notorious for being filled with ugly boys, ugly girls, and white kids who throw gang signs and sag their pants and all grades are irrelevant except 8th

You know shore middle school
Yeah that schools shit

by Mr Lean October 16, 2019

meth head shower

You take a shower where it is extremely cold because you need to be more alert.

Dustin- I need to make some moves but I don't want to get up
Justin- I'll give you a meth head shower if you want (proceeding to dump a bucket of water on his head)

by Eaglesfan156 January 2, 2017

shower waffle

When you shit in the shower and then push the shit through the drain, giving it the vague waffle resemblance.

Dude i had to shit so bad i couldn't even leave the shower, i had to cook a shower waffle

by Harry Stephenson November 22, 2016