Shorken

A made-up word to throw people off their game, an effective way to get into someone’s head. Ultimately used to confuse, disorient, and get a good laugh for yourself. It must be said quickly, as it sounds like it could be a word, but we know it isn’t.

You: “Hey man, did you ever find the shorken?” (Said really quickly)

Your friend/foe: “Did I..wh...uh?”

by Johaevin January 22, 2019

Shlorkey

A word with no meaning used to confuse people.

Your hair is really shlorkey today. (Or) Stop it with your shlorkery.

by Shlorkey guy May 22, 2020

shirkey

A mistake when typing Shirley.

Mom: Shirkey, when are you coming home?

Mom: Shirley*

by Sharks don’t swim backwards November 4, 2021

Snorkey

The act of stick a pencil in your penis and going feral in a girls sloop

Ethan gives a vigorous Snorkey to Veronica!!!

by Dickslayer53 July 26, 2022

shorsey

Shorsey is the type of guy to let you know when you’re being a dick. He’s not afraid to be an asshole and will let you know about his anger issues. Sometimes a Shorsey could be a really nice guy with mental problems.

Shorsey i don’t care

You know your being an asshole

Oh thanks for letting me know

by Refried Beans September 18, 2022

jack sharkey

he is such a bad bitch usually gay but always bad

damn jack sharkey looked good today

by blahblahblackvutch May 27, 2017

Max Sharkey

Max Sharkey is a very complicated man.

You can start of by describing his tiny dick which is estimated to be abt 1inch. He is also girl repellent. He loves sucki by Jaxson’s dick and getting railed by Johnny sins when playing video games.

Max Sharkey is very gay.

by Maxlikescock November 20, 2023