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i want to shoot myself

"I want to shoot myself" is often used by someone who is willing to commit suicide and has recently noticed how the world is a shit and want to get rid of it.
"I'm so fucking tired of my life, I think I want to shoot myself".
by Unknown number13 April 13, 2014
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I Don't Speak School Shooter

A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.
User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"
by Stan Rezaee July 26, 2019
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school shootings

A trend in the United States of America where white kids shoot up a school
White kid: wtf I just did 9 damage this game is shit
Black kid: chill my negus it’s just a game
White kid: *shoots up the school with his dads ar the next day*
Black kid: wtf is with all these white kids doing school shootings
by simplerealistic January 19, 2019
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shoot your shot

To let go of your pride and pursue someone you are interested in
Friend: "He hasn't made the first move yet, so I'll have to shoot my shot and slide up into them DMs"
You: "Shoot your shot..?"
Friend: "Yeah, you know talk to him first."
You: "Ohhh, Good luck"
by AsPhat December 23, 2015
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Shootin-Flak

“Shootin-Flak”
Is when someone is using criticism to take shots at another person.
attacking others with really disrespectful remarks.
Person : These haters been

“Shootin-Flak” at other people all year long.

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by MillYentei DYSlick August 29, 2020
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Shit shooter

She had a thong shoved right up her shit shooter.
by Ginger Snappah Head October 4, 2021
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A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).
Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.
by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020
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