Bong Shlong

When you smoke weed out out of a penis shaped Bong

Hey Its a Penis shaped Bong I did not know you smoked weed out of a Bong Shlong

by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016

shlong master 3000

someone who is a fag and is comfortable around dicks.

Hey shlong master 3000, get your dumbass over here.

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

Shlong Burgler

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

Shooned

To run up behind somebody, and jab your thumb into the back of their neck.

Adrian ran up behind Jack, and proceeded to jab his thumb into Jack's neck. "You just got Shooned!"

by BetterThanU March 14, 2017

shkongk

Shkongk is a synonym for every known swear word.

Guy 1: *Stubs toe*.... SHKONGK!
Guy 2: Bro you ok?
Guy 1: Yeh
Guy 2: WTF is shkongk!?
Guy 1: I say that instead of swear words.
Guy 2: Wow thats a good idea, you should put that on the Urban Dictionary.

by Cake nuke February 18, 2018

Long Shlong

a word for having/describing a big pp

John: That's one long shlong.

Jahrool: Thank you my homie.

by zoomingastro March 12, 2020

Shlong bong

An instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. This particular instrument must resemble a penis, otherwise it will just be classified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scrotum and the smoke is inhaled out the dick hole)

Yo foo, I just got this kick ass Pink Floyd cd. How about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong

by Steven wallaceson May 10, 2009