shnifty

Accidental combination of shweet and nifty created when I was imitating a Valley Girl -- now used on all such occasions by my friends because it just sounds so deliciously stupid.

Omigod, Heather! Isn't my new Mercedes so totally shnifty?!

by Deryn December 11, 2003

shnurf

what you say if someone else ends a sentence with the word "what"

Jimmy: Hey Tim!
Tim: What?
Jimmy: Shnurf!

by Brendan Michaelis April 13, 2008

shnirious

The state of being extremely serious.

George: "How was last night?"
Duff: "Okay"
George: "Why just Okay?"
Duff: "So I was making out with this chick, right?! She pulls off my underwear and just when I'm thinking that I'm about to score, she takes out a huge black dildo! So I ask, "Are you serious?!". And she's like, "Bitch, I'm shnirious."
George: Holly shit. Are you serious?!
Duff (pulling his pants off, and bending over to show George the scars on his ass): "Dude, I'm fucking shirious!"

by MistaShnirious June 7, 2009

shnarf

1-when discribing a womans beauty.
2-discribes stupidity amongst peers.
3-replacement for the word fuck.
4-something that is simply amazing.

shes shnarfy (hot/banging).
i want to shnarf (fuck) the shit out of her/him.
what a shnarfy shnarf (fucking idiot)
we got shnarfed (fucked) in atlantic city.
what a shnarfy(beautiful) day!
shnarf shnarfy shnarf shnarf shnarf (what every u want it to mean who gives a fuk!)

by grkgodny March 23, 2010

shniftynantastic

Looking good, or nice.

You look shniftynantastic today!

by emily June 28, 2004

thunder shnarff

When a girl is giving you head and you relize you are about to bust, you don't tell her, you just let it flow and when her mouth is nice and full, give a nice jab in the throat forcing her to swallow.

This girl didn't like to swallow, so I gave her a thunder shnarff

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

shnarf

someone who blows instead of sucks through a bong. thus getting the substance all wet.

COOL, thanks for shnarfing our bowl for us!

that jake kid is a shnarf

by Shnnnaarrff May 26, 2010