Shmootie 

A girl who is a smut and down to fuck.

The shmootie came out of the room after fucking 9 guys.

Shmootie by BrooklynPat May 8, 2010

Schmoopie 

The smoothest being in the universe. Toots every once in a while. Also known as spoonie the tootsie and shrubby the Dwight Schrute. Is a big fan of Nick Cage and Bono. Love her though

Schmoopie just rooted. Still love her though

Schmoopie by Spoonyfifil July 5, 2022

shmoobie 

Someone aged 18-30 who engages in a little criminal dating.

I love you my little shmoobie

shmoobie by YUOPZ August 5, 2021

Shloopie 

A Shloopie is a synonym for the term "goofy goober" specifically when referring to a cat (usually orange). Plural form: (Shloopi)

My Shloopie got hit by a car.

Shloopie by shloopie September 4, 2023

smoopies 

noun, plural.
Any of the purplish, furry, kernel-like creatures inhabiting desert-like areas. Quite small in size; are known for their love for cartwheels and blowing in the wind like tumbleweed.

Smoopies are so cute!!

smoopies by thesmoopy March 8, 2009

Shoopies 

NOUN. A small item that comes out of your anus when you urinate and sneeze at the same time. IMPORTANT: Shoopies is not a food; it's a snack. Enjoy!

This shoopies taste so delicous. Thanks for making me some, man.

Shoopies by Slick D February 8, 2008

shmoogie

Some may call it "butch" or "captain" or even "chuck", but what today's world needs is a new synonym for every girl's current or eventual friend down south... unless of course, you don't roll that way. Well, even if you don't roll that way... you still need a name for it, right? the current trend of naming it in a 'manly' or socially acceptable (a.k.a. non-homosexual) way is completely overdone. What society needs now, is a cute, bubbly term for something that, if you're lucky, gets plenty of attention. 'Shmoogie' is the new 'butch' and will become the new lingo used for generations to come, until something cuter and fluffier replaces it. Inappropriate synonyms for shmoogie may be used to hurt someone's feelings, but imagine how much you would ease the tension if you used this new word instead of the other 4 and 5-letter equivalents.

"I can't believe that asshole did that!, Hasan is such a shmoogie!" "aww, does shmoogie want to come out and play?" "jump on my shmoogie!" (substituted from the fabulous song by Trick Daddy)

shmoogie by con-crete May 27, 2008