Shmootie

A girl who is a smut and down to fuck.

The shmootie came out of the room after fucking 9 guys.

by BrooklynPat May 8, 2010

shmoffle

The things you knock off your cleats from the football/soccer field after a muddy practice-they look like waffles, shoe waffles.

"The mangers slapped the back of Mark's helmet for leaving shmoffles all over the track, after they had plenty to clean up already."

by Debbi April 21, 2008

Shofty

Like shifty bit worse...

*Shofty face* (Really shifty face)

by not mandy... December 13, 2009

Shmotherfuck

A word you use when your at loss for a better exlamation. Cant decide to say, "shit" "mother fucker" or just "FUCK!" ? say shmotherfuck! :)

Person 1: -accidently spills orange juice on your lap-
Person 2: .......SHHHMOTHERFUCK.

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Person 1: -stubs toe- SHMOTHERFUCK OW!

by Madam_CurseAlot November 20, 2010

Shmoffel

The act of wafting a smell inwards towards your nasal passage to evaluate and appreciate it.

Hey Evan, Stop shmoffeling your own fart!!

by KingSmoffel December 26, 2021

smoftie

a male over the age of fifty who is single and loving the fact that they are single

P1: look at that smoftie
P2: he looks like he's having fun being single at that age

by bing86 December 21, 2022

shmoot

The size of a micro-penis (between 1-7 cm's).

Olex man, your girl Stacey told me you have a shmoot and she couldn't even feel it.

by Xheus August 2, 2016