Shmeat

A Small Black Cock

Girl: I thought big ay first

Friend : Was he?
Girl: No all he had was a tiny piece of shmeat

by Gay_daddy May 31, 2018

Shmeat

small penis or small 'meat'

jay has a shmeat.

by iraqlobster123 November 12, 2017

shmeat

A small penis. But the correct spelling is shmete

Chris Renteria has a shmeat.

by Simple Jack69 July 30, 2016

drakes shmeat

the biggest thing on earth it's bigger then the world serpent

wow i took drakes shmeat in my munt last night and now I'm paralyzed from the neck down.

by drakes shmeat April 1, 2024

SHMEAT

A small pp

My shmeat is in your mom hahhahaha XD lol XDXDXDXDXDXD lmao

by Lil_adopted August 16, 2019

Shmeat

A extremely small meat.

Robert has a shmeat.

by popidave December 8, 2018

Shmeat

A small weewee, this kind of weewee would not be able to please your woman and if u have this, you probably pee in stalls so no one peeps your "Shmeat"

Me to my gf: do i have a shmeat?
Gf: I mean u can't make me cum sooo let that let you decide if u have a shmeat

by Da_bandit9263 February 17, 2019