shmeat

A small penis. But the correct spelling is shmete

Chris Renteria has a shmeat.

by Simple Jack69 March 12, 2016

Shmeat

Shmeat is use to discribe some one with a small dick

Hey did you see his shmeat

by Momobaddie2295 April 05, 2019

Shmeat

I penis so small and tiny that it can it can not even be considered a penis.

Omg girl did you see his dick , yeah but he has a shmeat.

by Mrmeeeet November 24, 2021

Shmeat

A shmeat is a weird way to say meat, often meaning “big meat” or “big penis” and is used when someone has a big peen

Tom: hey Tony, does nick have a big dick
Tony:he has a shmeat alright

by Helpful swinger April 21, 2022

Shmeat

A guys ummmmm…

She looked at his shmeat

by Hhhvytvytv December 05, 2023

shmeat

the skin flap that hangs over your asshole

1st guy: danm michael, i licked her shmeat last night
2nd guy: tf is a shmeat
1st guy: the skin flap that hangs over someones asshole
2nd guy: Damnnnn thats hot

by bib bibba bibba December 04, 2018

shmeat

to have a small dick

sha has a serious case of shmeat

by Shmeat beater6000 December 25, 2019