Shableef

A queef that consists of: farting, shitting, and bleeding.

Damn, Shayla shableefed during class last week and made Mr. Hsu throw up.

by A Manly Ape September 24, 2014

shambles

1)Chaos, Disorder, Poorly Organised, Worthless
2)A way of walking
3)A butcher's slaughterhouse
4)A Meatseller's Table
5)Legs Like a Meatseller's Table

1) It was a complete and utter shambles
2 & 5) Look at him as he shambles along like that
3 & 4) Lets go & get some meat from the shambles

by RMR September 14, 2004

shambler

A foreign entity with a human disguise that is less than convincing.

Did you see the shambler talking to itself at the salad bar getting nothing but red onion and ranch?

by GatorMacheteJr February 2, 2016

Shamble Dick

A shamble dick (also called Shambledick or Shamble-dick) is a pompous git with a superiority complex. He is very lazy, and gets others to do all his work for him. Shamble dicks get agitated at the slightest things and often lash out violently.

Rumour has it that the reason why the Shamble dick is very angry is because his sex life is ruined after his dick was left in a shambles at a young age after an incident involving a toaster.

Graham is such a Shamble dick.

I know, he always makes me do his work.

"Hey shamble dick, you suck!"

(Shambledick has a fit of rage)

by Nibeqwnzort January 19, 2006

Shmuble

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand it.

Jon: What the fuck is Matthew shouting?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!
Alex: He's doing a shmuble.

by AllosaurusFragilis June 15, 2018

shamblebrot

Name given to an event that is so incredibly badly handled that fractal mathematics is required to describe the true, recursive horror of its shambles within a shambles within a shambles within a shambles...

The nation looked on in stunned silence as brexit sailed right past omnishambles and straight into shamblebrot territory.

by Matneee November 16, 2018

Shablee shabloo enjoy the view

A common Jewish saying meaning simply ‘enjoy the view’

“Here we are, the highest point in jerusalem. Shablee shabloo enjoy the view”

by Hello69Kitty January 15, 2019