Slizzard

A sluttly lizard or a very tan almost scaley woman that enjoys sexual acts with all things. Slizzards craw through the bar scene at night or shopping centers during the day. They lie in tanning beds to gather their strength and darken their protective skin-like layer. Slizzards have extremely slow digestion and sometimes will only eat once a week. There diet tends to consist of lettuce and bodily secretions. Slizzards rarely have any personality and tend to be extremely cold-blooded. They tend to congregated together, but cannibalism is common with-in their groups. They like to get intoxicated and then perform acts of extreme perversion with all objects and peoples. Getting slizzarded is just the act of becoming so intoxicated that one begins to replicate the actions of one of these creatures. They are known to carry a myriad of contagious diseases including but not limited to: herpes, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Slizzards tend to be extremely dangerous to men who have not ejaculated recently and should be handled with extreme caution.

Concerned Child - "Mom has been laying by the pool and making eyes at the pool boy, Enrique, also she's already had 7 margaritas. I'm worried she may be getting slizzarded."

Concerned Fraternity Bro - "Hey, I'm worried about Mark, have you seen that thing he's been with lately. It has no personality, doesn't eat, and lays in a tanning bed all day. We never see him at night anymore. I think he may be dating a Slizzard!"

Gay Uncle Tony - "Greg has been acting strange lately. I saw him just the other day with a group of scaley tan women and they kept touching him. I am worried that they're slizzards and they're doing things to him against his will."

by B-Neeze816 August 12, 2012

shizza

to be the shizza

to be the shit

to be cool you are the new thing

"dude that round off flash kick was the shizza"

"you are the shizza man"

by Swift December 13, 2003

fo' shizza mah nizza

for sure my niger

want a joint
yand you get oneou ansewer fo' shizza mah nizza

by td August 1, 2003

slizzard

A word you use to say ur drunk

"Got ma partna in da 'lac talkin bout let's go, but I'm still slizzard from da night b4...."
-boyz n da hood-

by flosscarrots September 8, 2008

shizzah

Slang word for "shit"

(angrily shouted) "shizzah!"

"man, that concert was the shizzah!"

by Sam March 16, 2004

shizzam

what you say after you absolutely pwn someone

Bob: yeah, dude, i failed that test
Greg: well, i got a 100! SHIZZAM!!

by tttttttthe legend May 14, 2007

Pizzer Shizzer

The act of taking a piss at the urinal while suddenly becoming overcome with flatulence. Once farting begins, a distinct understanding of the difference between a fart while pissing and the infamous Pizzer Shizzer overcomes subject.

I was pissing at the urinal when I decided to blow a huge fart; I realized very quickly that I had just experienced a Pizzer Shizzer and I should've used the stall.

by LOJO2011 July 28, 2011