shitfucked

Another term for shitfaced, usually when one is under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.

"Goddddd, I'm sooooo shitfucked!"

by CGO February 5, 2008

Shitluck

Jason Choi '02, Swarthmore College. Phi Psi member who jumped out a second-story window in his first full weekend at college.

Did you hear that Shitluck jumped out of a second-story Wharton window?

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 1, 2004

Shitfucked

When someone is in a lot of trouble.

"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."

by tho3m December 30, 2009

Shitcuck

(Noun) One who is a social cuckold who also may or may not be a sexual cuckold. Usually a male member of western culture who has adopted passive, and feminine traits to portray himself in a "progressive" light to his peers. Examples include make feminists and members of Antifa

"Did you see Mike marching with those feminists against Islamiphobia?" "yeah what a shitcuck. I bet his World War II vereran grandfather would be real proud."

by Shart Shartson September 18, 2018

Shitfuck

Offcial curse of the euphonium section. Can be used as an adjective, a noun, or in praise.

What shitfucky weather.

That kid is such a shitfuck.

That trip was the shitfuck.

by High King Turgon January 4, 2010

shitfuck

When you are trying to have anal sex with a women or man, and you cant get your penis in, the person shits and their poo acts like a lubricant so your penis will just slide in.

Man: Fuk i cant get my penis is your butthole
Women: Ok one sec, let me shit so my feces will act like lube.............aaaahhhhh phphphpppphphp
Man: OH YA, its in!!!!!! This is what I call a Shitfuck!!!!!!!

by The Man Looking At You October 29, 2010

shitfucker

a person who makes up something, or tells a lie, and consistently defends it, with total confedence that they are right...basically, they make some shit up and fuck it to the end til you finally quit arguing with them and punch them in the damn face.

Quit trying to defend your fucking bull, shitfucker!

by franky_madman November 8, 2005