Shitmate

The combination of the word shit and checkmate, chess reference version of checkmate, yet you didn't check shit, anything, miss calculated or didn't gain any advantage, and acceptance of defeat. Examples: Dido, squat, fail.

"I know they'll work out and click."
"No; dude, they broke up 4 nights ago."

"Shitmate."
"Yeah dude, tell me about it."

by Lucio Serrano August 19, 2017

shitims

It’s another curse word, but not actually cursing when speaking.

Oh shitims I dropped my soda on your floor

by AMAMAMAMAMAMAM March 25, 2019

Shitman

Shitman =Rohit sharma fans call him hitman but in reality people call him shitman

He dont be a shitman like shittu roshit shatma

by Fanofshitman January 9, 2022

Shitial

Shitting in your own hand and slapping someone in the face with it.

My boyfriend was being a dick, so I gave him a shitial.

by LT Magpie June 5, 2010

Shitmatized

Being at a point of inebriation so great that mundane objects become fascinating.

Javi: Why is James staring at that coat hanger?

Andrea: Because he's shitmatized right now.

by drea867 January 1, 2011

[Shitmatism]

Shitmatism - The force or power that controls one's good-shit and bad-shit life experiences... Usually controlled by the tongue and associated more so with bad-shit experiences. Related to Shit-Magnet

My day has been continually going from bad to worse...! I feel like a Shit-Magnet...! My Shitmatism must be out of wack...?

by Chrisso. Australia August 4, 2009

shitmaggotry

A word created by a great Twitter Doc to describe people that have their head so far up their ass, that asshattery doesn't suffice to describe their stupidity.

My boss is making me work this weekend. What kind of shitmaggotry is that?

by pharmtech96 April 26, 2011