shitfanner

A person who likes to throw shit out into the the air, instead of quietly burying it.

Pssh, here comes dragonwall, he's a shitfanner. Don't let him know this shit, or things would get ugly.

by thedudediego2009 September 23, 2009

shitslinger

One who rolls their feces into litte balls and shoots them out of a slingshot.

"Leik omg! I shot u in the hed liek 7 times!!!"

"stfu shitslinger!"

by T-Man April 8, 2005

Shit finger

It is usually used to clean up the asshole more clearly(in particular not the out side of anal but the inside). First you pierce a toilet paper with your finger to the bottom. Second you wipe off your asshole inside but you don't have to be afraid of some feces on the finger. Third you must use another hand and enfold the paper to make it lie on the finger with shit. Forth you give a wipe to the finger pulling out through the hole.

AH1: Hm, your finger smells bad. Did you stick your finger in the ass???
AH2: No. I just made the shit finger.
AH3: Ah, thats ok then.

by Vodka soldier February 20, 2011

shitbanger

someone who has sex analy. Goes in the wrong door.

my boss is a shitbanger he fucks his dads ass.

by michael October 27, 2003

Shit Finger

Where a man sticks his fingers up a girls ass.

-That bloke Scalesy stuck his fingers up a girls ass.

- There fore he's a Shit Finger Bastard!

by GypsyBastard August 25, 2009

shitmonger

A shitmonger is a small hairless cat that keeps it's mouth open and forms the shape of a toilet.

Similar to a venus flytrap, however instead waits for a human to sit down to take a shit.

Look out for the shitmonger.

by Travis Easton, Julian King March 23, 2004

shitfingers

An exclamation of frustration that is usually after a realisation that something unfortunate has happened.

I locked my keys inside. Shitfingers!

by Ziggy Sue Marmalade October 6, 2008