shitbum

A lazy bastard

get off your lazy ass and mow the lawn you shitbum

by Elizabeth June 18, 2004

Shitburgers

An angry, often violent outburst while drunk caused by pent up negative emotions over events that occured between 3 - 10 years in the past.

Stand back, John is having a shitburgers.

Jeez, I wonder what stupid event from the last few years caused this shitburgers?

by fungal_intersections January 21, 2013

Exploding Popcorn Shitbag

A bag of popcorn (preferably buttered) purchased at a stadium that has human excrement added to it, then lit on fire and thrown at the artist onstage.

Laurie was upset she couldn't understand a word the rapper Sean Paul was saying at his concert so she went to the concession stand, bought a bag of buttered popcorn proceded to take a shit in the bag with popcorn and ask David (who was smoking a blunt) to borrow his lighter and set the bag on fire. She then threw the Exploding Popcorn Shitbag at Sean Paul hitting him in his head.

by Victor E. May 3, 2006

Shitbusiness

Stupid or unreasonable things that you're told to do, usually resulting in misery.

Any type of homework having to do with math or AP subjects which will make you want to say something along the lines of, "This is shitbusiness!"

by duckcunt May 7, 2009

shitbulb

When you have a shitty idea.

I had a real shitbulb moment telling tranny jokes at the office xmas party!

by Dnice456 December 16, 2021

old shitbag

An elderly homeless person that reeks of shit stained underwear.

The old shitbag must of slept on our back porch again because it now smells like a filthy outhouse again.

by Nanker Phelge May 26, 2021

Shitburg

A word that means Fitchburg but highlights how sucky the place is.

Shitburg has some really shitty potholes, storms, and just plain sucks.

by Pseudonym48 December 21, 2008