shidmark

the trail of fecal matter that remains on the circumference of a toilet bowl whereupon one's fecal mass lands during the act of defecation


usually as a result of bad gluteus positioning during defecation; causing excrement to drag upon the toilet bowl

the name derives from the combination of two words: shit + skidmark= shidmark

I felt bad leaving shidmarks on grandmas toilet, so i flushed several time to get rid of them.

by Johnny Pham December 16, 2008

izzy shipman

The absolute crackhead of all crackheads, she laughs at everything and bullies everyone when when she probably shouldn’t, she’s unintentionally the funniest person you know and gives the best hugs ever

Someone: did you see her

Someone else: yes

Someone: she is such an Izzy shipman

by Butterfly’s April 11, 2020

shimage

An image with such poor resolution that you have to reverse image search to get something better. Dervived from shit + image.

If I had a dollar for every pixel in this shimage, I’d have a dollar.

by hentaihero69 December 25, 2018

shipap

Another term for a cock slap to the face.

"Dude, I dare you to go over and shipap that bitch."

by RufioSwashbuckle May 8, 2006

Shima Pan

Striped panties that are most recognized in the colours blue and white
Mostly featured in Anime.

1.Damn, did you see that panty shot? She was totally wearing a shima pan

by Drifloona November 25, 2010

merry shitmas

that giant, holiday food induced, dump that we all take on that magical morning of Christmas.
also, if you hate cmas and want it to die and burn ALL the things!, then merry shitmas applies to you as well.

*toilet water splash* merry shitmas to meeee!

first i couldnt wrap gifts properly, then i stubbed my toe, then i banged my knee on that stupid santa light, and i still have to go in to work later today! merry shitmas to me!

by youtube.com/LORDCORINTH December 28, 2011

shimara

Shimara is a kind and beautiful girl. She is smart and will always put others needs before her own. The name Shimara attracts money and wealth. Shimara is a common American last name and only 2 people ever recorded had the name as their first. She is the person to help you out in any situation. This girl shows honesty, kindness, intelligence and awesomeness all the time. Girls want to be her and guys want to have her.

Shimara is so kind and smart I wish I was more like her...

by Panda567 November 25, 2015