holy shit man

when you get mad

wesley - you threw soup on my shoes holy shit man

by yazmine the bitch February 29, 2016

shit man

1)Commonly used as a phrase of dislike

2)A man made of shit

Tyrone: Yo dog you just got raped by one a dem ass ugly booty bitches.
G Wayne: Shit man....

by Anonymous April 5, 2004

Shit Magnet

Someone who for some inextricable reason attracts unpredictable and interesting events. Someone who finds trouble and likes it.

Phil is such a shit magnet. We went into the bank during a robbery.

by Titta 694u August 28, 2009

Shit map

The stain made in your undercrackers, clothing or similar made by a follow-through or badly wiped bottom.

Similar to the Map of China, it can resemble any geographical land mass, from Africa (a big splurge with a drip) to the Philippines (an explosion of Fecal debris).

An obvious outcome (LOL!) of Dutch Coughs, Belgian sneezes and other trouser-related toilet mis-haps.

John had a dodgy curry last night and when he woke up this morning he'd made a classic shit map of India in his shorts!

by Craig in the Hat September 9, 2009

shit marack

An old 1950s (or earlier) North East Scottish word meaning drunk to the point of being nearly unconscious. A more modern word would be 'steaming.

Larry wis bad last night - shit marack.

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

does this shirt make me look fat

yes

"does this shirt make me look fat?"
"yes"

by mike lemon May 3, 2009

Swift May Wind

When eating pussy from behind, sneaking a lick to the anus and giving it a swift blow.

When Johnny was eating his girlfriend he licked her ass and gave it a swift blow making her moan giving her the Swift May Wind.

by Teekey Bear November 8, 2009