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Eat shit and taste it

Normally, used in situations where you want vengeance and not only do you want that person to experience the disgusting act of eating shit. You want the motherfucker to get a taste of the shit to further solidify how you want that person to feel. In a word,”shitty!”
That Motherfucker just took my parking space. He can eat shit and taste it.
by Fresh61 March 15, 2021
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shit and shove it

Humourous phrase relating to an exasperating incident. Shortly after 11 a.m. on a sultry August afternoon, Winky was riding in the back seat of the limosine as it cruised down the highway. He suggested to his driver, "It's almost noon. Find a place to stop for lunch." The driver drove on, eyeing the countryside with no rest area to be found. About 11:45, Winky said, "Okay now, find a roadside stop for lunch" and the driver continued to search as he drove on. Around 12:45, Winky now exasperatedly said, "Stop at the nearest stop. We WILL have lunch." The poor driver still didn't see a roadside stop, so when they drove through a small town, Winky excoriated his driver mercilessly saying, "I told you already to find a place to stop for lunch, damnit." The hapless driver shot back, "I've been looking and looking but honest... there hasn't been any rest areas!' At this, Winky angrily ordered the driver to pull into the little city square they were approaching. There, at theat unlikely location they all had a very late lunch. They then loaded the cooler back into the limosine and proceeded out of the little Nowheres-Ville in which they had their impromptu lunch. About a mile out of the town, they finally happened upon a roadside stop. After hours of hapless travelling without respite, the poor driver announced to Winky, "Hey, there's a roadside stop." Upon seeing the sign on the side of the road, Winky shot back, "OH SHIT AND SHOVE IT!"
Frank first had a check engine light. Then he got a brake light. Then an alternator light and an oli light. When the seat belt light went on, he got out, put a brick on the gas pedal, reached through the window and dropped the lever into "Drive". As the car squealed off the cliff, he yelled after it, "SHIT AND SHOVE IT".
by Frank Klaune April 17, 2005
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Take the shit out of it

When Iranian people finds out that Urban Dictionary is capable of adding custom words by people ,therefore they start adding some shitty words such as their names and some stupid words , this action is called “take the shit out if sth “
You see all the people now wears tight jeans !? They take the shit out of it
by Am11n August 17, 2018
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EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT

WHEN YOU STUFF IT DOWN AS FAST AS YOU CAN
MAN SHE CAN EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT THOSE HOTDOGS WERE GOOD
by jeff long stewert May 31, 2022
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It don’t make a shit

Southern US phrase meaning "It is irrelevant" or "It does not matter".
It don’t make a shit if you want to pay taxes. Taxes are inevitable.
by O-Qua-Tangin-Wann September 6, 2018
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I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.
"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008
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I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

A term used to describe an incredibly beautiful woman with a perfectly shaped butt.
Dude, she's so fine I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.
by johnny hotsville August 21, 2009
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