Shelfie

When your boobs have to rest on a surface

Eileen couldn't reach the salt shaker without doing a shelfie

by Jugsy Martha October 26, 2017

Shelfie

The multiple selfies that one takes but doesn't delete in case they decide it's better than the selfie they posted

Lady: what do you think of this pic?

Joe Z: it's better than the other 8 shelfies on your phone

by Joe Zzzzz January 23, 2014

Shelfie

When a fat person takes a selfie from the shoulders up.

This shelfie is not allowing me to see the rest of the people behind her

by mccrazytm August 29, 2014

Sheleeza

Hot black girl who likes:

A large variety of music
Anime
Drawing
Reading
Animal's

And is sometime's bi-polar but still is awesome and sexy

"ZOMG what a sheleeza"
"oh hot DAYUM I want that in MAH bed tonight!"

by the smarmasor who ate Sara April 29, 2009

shelfie

A shelf filler at Netto.

"You got a job?"
"Yup, I'm a shelfie."

by k9norn November 12, 2003

Shelfie

A selfie taken on the shitter!

I can see that's a shelfie by the toilet tank in the background....plus his face is red!

by Treebonics September 5, 2016

Shelfie

A presumptuous photo someone takes of themselves with something that they want, pretending like it belongs to them. See also: IYD pic

"Holy crap, did you see Jen's photos on Facebook? Her boyfriend proposed and bought her a monster rock!"
"In her dreams! That was just a shelfie."

"Matt just bought a new motorcycle!"
"No, he didn't; those were just shelfies. Two seconds after he tweeted that last one, the real owner came out into the parking lot and threatened to put him in the hospital."

by RwjKnowsStuff August 22, 2017