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Sheening

1. A state of mind where one thinks they are winning when in actual fact they are not. Similar to that of Charlie Sheen or Lady Gaga.
2. A state of delirium in which people may confuse themselves with Charlie Sheen.
1. "Jessica is so sheening. Like her parents only own one Ferrari".
2. "Leave Jehesophat alone, he's in a state of sheening".
by Phillipious June 9, 2011
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Sheening

1.When somebody gets really crazy to the point that Charlie Sheen would be intimidated by them.

2.Can also be used as (Person's name) Sheen.
1.Did you run into jim at all last night?
No
That animal came out to play for sure. He was sheening.

2.Squidward is going hard tonight, to the point that Squidward Sheen might make an appearance
by RonaldDiaz April 21, 2014
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sheeping

the process and banging to bagajesus out of a sheep or lamp
by david February 15, 2004
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Sheening

The style of life called Sheening. It can be loosely interchangeable with the word, Winning. Can only be achieved with Tigers Blood.
Sheening is when you take any moment from the television show, Two and A Half Men where there is drinking, prostitution, and all out freedom to kick ass and apply it to your life....Drugs, and Alcohol come in handy.
by Alzorak March 23, 2011
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sheeping bag

"yea Justin is allergic to latex to so he had to throw on the old sheeping bag when he brought that chick home last night."
by mexicanmanatee June 30, 2009
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Charlie Sheening

If someone is Charlie Sheening, he is always WINNING!! TO Charlie Sheen is very difficult as it requires Tiger Blood and saying it like it is i.e. I win here I win there I win everywhere.
At the last olympic games, Michael Phelps was really Charlie Sheening
by Olsted May 9, 2011
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Sheening

Similar to Reaganing, Sheening involves an extended period (72+ hours) of pure awesomeness. Qualities to be sustained while Sheening:

- Embracing a "FTW" mentality, accepting no judgments from your peers, no apologies necessary
- Significant use of drugs and alcohol
- Sex, lots of it, preferably with pros
- Teeth dripping in tiger blood
- Magic emanating from your finger tips
- Maintaining the performance, focus and destructive power of an F-18 fighter jet, including during naps
- Publicly eviscerating your employer and all others who might stand in your way
- Embodiment of the American spirit
- Being a True American Hero (TAH)
Charlie Sheen, TAH. Vintage 2011 Sheening:

"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them just look like you know, droopy eyed armless children."

“I woke up and decided, you know, I’ve been kicked around. I’ve been criticized. I’ve been like the, ‘Ah, shucks’ guy with like this bitchin’ rockstar life. And I’m just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it, and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred.”

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

“I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.”

“Women are not to be hit. They’re to be hugged and caressed.”
by His Majesty the King March 17, 2011
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