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Swimmer Shoulders

Massive shoulders, triceps, back muscles and upper body strength that are the result of being a swimmer.
Janet: "I was a swimmer in college."

Colleen: "I can tell, you have swimmer shoulders".
by HulkedOutGirl June 9, 2010
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ride the shoulder

Thrusting between the labia or "camel toe," or ass cheeks, without penetration.
Before the sudden lane-change I opted to ride the shoulder in order to lull her.
by Napoleon Bonerhard November 17, 2006
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Should

A word used to describe something that could happen but likely will never due to a standard lack of caring, ethics, or general sense.
Person 1: "William should unplug that garbage disposal before he sticks his hand in there".

Person 2: "20 bucks says he wont".
by kingatomsk January 19, 2017
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Stuff You Should Know

Stuff You Should Know is a podcast that is on iTunes, presented by HowStuffWorks.com.

Howstuffworks.com is a journalism website on which there is an article on many a thing.

SYSK, as it is known, is hosted by Chuck "Chuckers" Bryant, and Josh Clark.

Stuff You Should Know is, in my opinion, good. Although this, many people accuse it of being poorly researched and just plain wrong. So be it, it's your right to dislike it.

So, I suppose if you're interested, take a look.

Also, there are many Howstuffworks.com podcasts,such as

Stuff You Missed In History Class;
Stuff Mom Never Told You;
Stuff They Don't Want You To Know;
Techstuff,
and Stuff From The Science Lab.

among others, I'm sure I missed at least one
Stuff You Should Know is an audio podcast from Howstuffworks.com
by SYSK army July 4, 2010
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We should hang out sometime.

The best pickup line EVER!

You see, what's genius about it is that in the use of the word "we" it definetely makes you sound like a couple - "hang out" makes it sound a whole lot more casual - and "sometime" makes it open and not too rushed. Also worth note is the fact that it's not a yes or no question, it's an opinion - and you can't say no to an opinion!

The pickup line was invented - or at least popularized - by Josh Sundquist, who is an awesome YouTuber. OF AWESOME.
*at le party or something*

*guy spots girl*

*guy and girl talk*

Le Guy: We should hang out sometime.
by PresidentSnowFangirl December 27, 2011
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You are sperm. Sperm is what fertilizes the egg, creating you. When people say this, they're saying your mother should have instead given head, and swallowed the sperm which was cummed in her mouth, instead of having regular sex, and having you. You are that sperm, so if she would have swallowed the sperm, she would have swallowed you. It's basically like saying your dad should have had sex with a condom...if someone tells you this, they're calling you a mistake, and looking down on you as a useless lifeform. It's actually a very clever line if used as an insult.
"You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you" - Big L in a freestyle session in '98.
by PlatinumBD August 25, 2009
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Shoulder strap

A shoulder strap is performed by sneaking up behind an unsuspecting person and placing your flaccid shlong across their shoulder.
I leaned forward from the back seat of my boyfriend's Miata and gave him a shoulder strap.
by Tony Buttles January 1, 2009
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