top shagger

someone who shags or fucks a lot of birds, every night they have a fit ting to shag

friend: who do you think is a top shagger?

me: ah definitely that WillNE guy

by lesbian top shagger December 17, 2018

Shaggy

The strongest being in the omniverse. He came out of the womb in mastered ultra instinct form and even the Grand Priest fears him. His sneeze can erase multiverses. The only fighters capable of going toe to toe with him are Mr Satan, Monaka, Carl Wheezer and the Farmer from the first episode of DBZ.

When Shaggy went Super Saiyan 4 I knew the combined forces of Marvel and DC didn't stand a chance.

by dbspowerscaleisajoke May 7, 2018

Shag mile

While the distance travelled by light in a year (a "light year") is a significant measurement, there is one that has greater relevance to most of us: the "shag mile".

The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.

Imagined SMS exchange*:

A: I am quite enamoured with you.

B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.

A: If only...

B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?

A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.

B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.

*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this

by Roo October 6, 2013

saggy titties

Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.

"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"

"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"

by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014

Shag and Brag

To have sex and bring it up constantly

Yo, so this girl was suckin my le- Dude shut the fuck and don't shag and brag

by vdbdtgbhrt June 23, 2016

shag pad

(coloquialosm ) the place where you might have sex; another way of saying your house, home, apartment, etc; place of living.

You want to come check out my new shag pad?
Lets head over to my shag pad for some drinks.

by blooeyez July 4, 2008

The Mexican Hat Shag

To perform sexual intercourse in time with the Mexican Hat Dance song and finish with the word olé.

So I did "The Mexican Hat Shag" last night it lasted 30 seconds and ended with olé she wasn't impressed.

by TheJizzla February 11, 2009